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A Blind Horse
© Jeanne E Webster – All Rights Reserved Proverbs 2 “My sons, if you will receive my words and treasure my commandments, then listen to wisdom and apply your heart to understanding it. If you cry...
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Mom Always Said . . . (edited 70 years later!)
© 2016 Jeanne E Webster. All rights reserved and observed. . Put on clean underwear before you leave the house, in case you’re in an accident. (Why clean underwear? Were they going to check my...
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Gossip Go-Round
© Jeanne E Webster All Rights Reserved “Did ya hear ’bout that lil’ ole cheewawa dawg? He done went an’ nipped at Miz Smith’s cat. She had to shoo ’em away with the broom.” “Ya don’t say!” “Yep, he...
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Why did the Chickens Cross the Road?
© Jeanne E Webster. All rights reserved It had been an amusing couple of weeks, to say the least. It all started when our neighbor’s chickens crossed the road and came to breakfast at our...
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Humor Coming On!
© Jeanne E Webster. All rights reserved and observed. What a warm humid day almost in May! Baseball games are being played, gardens are being planted, flowers are being bloomed, birds are being nested,...
View ArticleYear-end Levity
You might have a hard time avoiding reminders of the Almighty these days. Billboards bearing “Messages from God” have appeared in over 40 states. To wrap up the year here’s some levity for you… for...
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Wittiest Headlines of 1999 And the Beat Goes On… ` Include Your Children When Baking Cookies Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over Plane Too Close...
View ArticleDried Dolly Dance
© Jeanne E Webster — All rights reserved Dressed in dingy denim Drab as dusty darnel I doze deeply deadpan As I digest decline. Deep dents, despised, deplored De skin deplumed, doleful Dance, dried...
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©Jeanne E Webster-All rights reserved Once there was a lady from Big Creek Who went to church every week She always arrived late T’was just her poor fate: Though she hurried in like a streak. The...
View ArticleHey Pete, Johnny, Tom . . .
©Jeanne E Webster – All Rights Reserved A farmer who was out plowing with one mule kept yelling at it, “Giddap, Pete! Giddap, Barney! Giddap, Johnny! Giddap, Tom!“ A stranger, observing this, finally...
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